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Happy Hour, The Most Coveted Part of The Day Happy hour in the Barker household has nothing to do with discounted alcoholic drinks. Happy hour is when my husband returns from work and I am free to use the bathroom at my leisure with total privacy. Now You See It, Now You Don’t If you have more than one child, you know that the groceries get divvied up before you even unload them. It is called a pack mentality and some things immediately go on the endangered species list the minute they are brought into the house. Navigating Commercial Landmines I am waiting for one of the kids to ask me what reptile dysfunction is. There is no escaping the ads on television. I imagine how the talk will go so that I am prepared. Pet Craziness Some people think my husband and I are nuts because we have seven cats...I think people who invest $149.00 in a cat stroller have gone off the deep end. Time to talk about IBS Let's be frank and discuss something that all to many find uncomfortable--IBS, or, as we moms call it: Irritable Boy Syndrome. Three Sounds That Make Mom Run There are only three sounds that send a full-grown mother running. They are screams of terror and pain, silence and yakking. Stupidity, The Bane of All Parents When it comes to parenting pet peeves, one thing most parents can’t stand is stupidity in children. There's No Place Like Home I love being a stay at home mom. I can go to the bathroom whenever I want, I can drink water whenever I want and I never have to say ‘excuse me’ unless the children hear. Survival of The Fittest Shopper It happens all the time. People speed and chat on the phone while they eat lunch—all behind the wheel. They have no problem multi-tasking in the car. But put them behind a shopping cart at Walmart and these same people can’t walk and browse at the same time. The Great And Naked Houdini and His Assistant I followed the trail of clothing down the hall. Somehow, my one-year old son had freed himself from these repressive articles. Demystifying The Cat Mystique So you get these three lovely cats in one room and what you have is the feline version of the Three Stooges. Some days it sounds like an old man is dying in my kitchen when they all congregate in there. A Run-in With The Parent Police There I was in the middle of the bra aisle with the three-year old and two-year old in tow.... Ready Or Not, Here He Comes My youngest is learning to spell. We’ve reached the pig Latin stage.
Headlines last updated at Aug 08, 2008 15:40:08pm.
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